Please stop making content. There are too many interesting things in the world. By which I mean: I think the internet was a mistake. By which I mean: I think that social media was a mistake. By which I mean: many of the things I see online are from the same six websites and much of what I see is not actually interesting but infects my brain and builds itself a home there so that when I take a shower now I can’t not help thinking about people who don’t wash their legs.